You were born an old soul<\/a>. You are a healer and a poet<\/a>. Your patience is as wide, deep, and placid as a mountain lake. You are so far above it all, yet you are too humble to ever get arrogant about it. You are the den mother to the entire world. Will you please adopt me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n You are regal, elegant, patient, and calm. You are so wise that when people come to you for advice\u2014which is constantly\u2014you just smile gently<\/a> and say, \u201cDear, I think you already know the answer to that question.\u201d You see the big picture and focus on the end game. You realize that losing patience only means you lose precious minutes of your life. You are so much more mature than I am, it makes me want to throw a tantrum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The reason you hold the scales of justice is because you are the epitome of fairness. You\u2019re able to admit you\u2019re wrong without swallowing your pride. You\u2019re able to apologize when you feel you\u2019ve slighted someone. You seek to heal and make peace and make people happy. You don\u2019t get into internet arguments or even many real-life arguments. Like a fine wine, you are sophisticated, mellow, and cultured.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You are as chill as the ice cubes floating peacefully in a Scotch and Soda. You can slip into the occasional screaming-toddler mood when you experience a sudden and unexpected disappointment, and that\u2019s when you put on your baby bonnet and grab your baby rattle. So there\u2019s the occasional dark cloud, but mostly you\u2019re just one big springtime meadow of sweetness and sunshine<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mostly you\u2019re as well-mannered as a teacher in a ballerina class, but every once in a while, a bit of pettiness will emerge. Hate to break it to ya, but you\u2019re a little shallow when it comes to things such as money and attention. An attention whore from birth, you start reverting into Baby Mode only after the spotlight stops shining on you and focuses on someone else. You rarely flat-out lose your temper. Instead you sulk until someone notices, pats you on the head, and feeds you a cookie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You aren\u2019t a tantrum-throwing rageball, but it\u2019s your constant need for approval and affirmation that reveal you have some more growing up to do. Appearances are important to you\u2014especially looking \u201ccool\u201d\u2014but what you don\u2019t realize is that truly cool people don\u2019t try to be cool; they just are<\/em> cool. So quit trying so hard and grow up. By the way, you complain too much. Not a good look. I say this, of course, out of love\u2014I swear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well, Twins, when it comes to maturity, you\u2019re all over the place just like you are with everything else. One day you have the patience of Mother Teresa<\/a>; the next, you have the fiery rage of 10,000 demons. The most immature thing about you is your flakiness and unreliability. You\u2019re flakier than a freshly baked croissant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You\u2019re pretty even-tempered until you feel you\u2019ve been wronged. Once that happens, you\u2019ll throw that bowl of oatmeal right off your high chair and onto the floor. Pssst\u2014it\u2019s not exactly mature to stalk your exes on social media<\/a>, no matter how they treated you. By the way, spreading gossip and trying to blackmail others is best left to middle-schoolers. As the saying goes, act your age, not your shoe size.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Every day is a party for you\u2014a pity party. You\u2019re quite the pouty little guppy. You pout like you\u2019re being paid for it. You don\u2019t throw things or hit people; you just cry in the hopes that some white knight on a steed will gallop into your house and hand you a tissue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n2. CAPRICORN<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
3. LIBRA<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
4. TAURUS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
5. LEO<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
6. AQUARIUS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
7. GEMINI<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
8. CANCER<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
9. PISCES<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
10. SAGITTARIUS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n