The next time someone embarrasses you by mentioning how you are ‘too quiet,’ use one of these comebacks:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. <\/strong>“You are loud enough for the both of us.” — skyler4722<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 2. <\/strong>“Nobody plans a murder out loud.” — lemonsoapgirl<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. <\/strong>“That\u2019s because you can\u2019t hear me screaming inside.” — laurus85<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. <\/strong>“I have this feature where I don’t need to say every thought that goes through my head.” — how_do_i_change_this<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 5. <\/strong>“You should try it some time.” — Draaaaaaven<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 6. <\/strong>“Wait, you can see me!?” — 1000WaystoPie<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. <\/strong>“Does it make you nervous?” — Longshot_45<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 8. <\/strong>“It\u2019s not polite to make generalizations about people.” — jarod47<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 9. <\/strong>“Sorry , I was just picturing what you would look like without skin…” — bucksatan731<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 10. <\/strong>“It’s so I can hear the voices better.” — gingerly_said<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 11. <\/strong>“If you say something interesting maybe I’ll talk.” — mahboilucas<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 12. <\/strong>“That\u2019s not what your mom said last night.” — cmpuente22<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 13. <\/strong>“You should hear what the others have to say about you.\u201d — awkwardmamasloth<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 14. <\/strong>“Well, people like us are there to balance out people like you.” — twofirstkinds<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 15. <\/strong>“What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the intense silence between us.” — BlasphemyIsJustForMe<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n 16. <\/strong>“Well if you would shut your gob for 2 seconds maybe I could talk.” —[deleted]<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 17. <\/strong>“Because unlike you, I\u2019ve learned to keep my stupid comments to myself.” — unidentifiednico<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 18. <\/strong>“Not with my friends.” — jjbutts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 19. <\/strong>“I’m quietly judging you.” — AmazingIsTired<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 20. <\/strong>“My Mom always told me: ‘If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.'” — GrayProphet<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 21. <\/strong>“There is a party in my head.” — pickledcupcake<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 22. <\/strong>“I don’t want to interrupt the voices.” — adeliva<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 23. <\/strong>“Your mom wasn’t.” — OneOfALifetime<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 24. <\/strong>“Maybe you are just loud.” — fanmanutd11<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 25. <\/strong>“A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something.” — GlassFields<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 26. <\/strong>“Constantly talking isn’t communicating.” — GreatTragedy<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 27. <\/strong>“They told me you would say that.” — michaelaaronblank<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 28. <\/strong>“Does it bother you?” — Tall_Mickey<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 29. <\/strong>“One of us has to be.” — mini6ulrich66<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n